watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week
watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.
if haas keeps kmag for next season considering the shit he's pulled fighting for hulk's life this year i can only imagine his dynamic with ollie will be something along the lines of the "morally grey action hero becomes entrusted with the care of a small child" trope
made up f1 tweets yeow
‘Life isn’t always about winners and losers, it’s about…eggs’ and all the noises they made😭😭😭
mark: what do i feed it….?
THEY TOTALLY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER’S PETS RIGHT???
if i was charles, i would simply pull the 'but you promised 15-20 years of us racing together' card at max everytime he mentioned retirement. that + the puppy eyes would work 100%
Idc say what you will Max is pure class
He turned his chair to face winner’s chair when Lewis walked in
Kept it light and smiley during a cooldown room and podium
Was quick to applaud and went for Lewis during Champagne celebration
For a guy who is raised with “2nd place is the first loser” mentality he still understood it meant so much for Lewis to win with Mercedes at his home GP so whatever sour feelings he had about not being the winner he kept to himself
cat dad bracelet 🥹🥹🥹
btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track
Everyone else fighting for p1 in f1 meanwhile my favorite midfield drivers Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen are out here competing in their very own competition called "Who can be more embarrasing about the other" and the championship leader changes each week.