Why Am I Dressed Slutty You Ask? To Read Classic Literature Alone In My Room. Mind Your Own Business.

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

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Written For Alexa Chung By Alex Turner.

Written for Alexa Chung by Alex Turner.

Park Rangers Understand That Cryptids Can Share Traits With Their Mundane Cousin Species

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Inside The Perfume Wardrobe Of…: Cher
Inside The Perfume Wardrobe Of…: Cher
Inside The Perfume Wardrobe Of…: Cher

Inside the Perfume Wardrobe of…: Cher

Singer, actress, model, icon. Cher burst onto the Mod 1960s scene, and has memorized us ever since with her strong voice, poignant performance in Moonstruck (1987), sequin encrusted Bob Mackie gowns, and firecracker attitude.

- Ritz by Charles of the Ritz and Vanilia by L’Artisan Parfumeur When asked on Letterman in 1986 what perfume she was wearing, Cher states “It’s two together. One’s real cheap, it’s called Ritz and it’s like Tabu, good girls don’t wear it. And the other one’s real expensive, called Vanilia.” David Letterman replies, “The end result is quite effective.” They go on to discuss how she has turned down appearing on the show for four years, “Because you thought I was a-”, Letterman starts to say. Cher cuts in and finishes the sentence: “An asshole.” The audience boos.

- Uninhibited by Cher (1988) and Cher Eau de Couture by Cher (2019) Cher went on to create two fragrances: Uninhibited in 1988, and more recently, Cher Eau de Couture. Cher says the fragrance “makes you want to hold yourself,” because of the juice’s warm, gourmand blend.

(sources: 1, 2, 3)

Golden Temple Amritsar Punjab

Golden Temple Amritsar Punjab

nobody is coming to save you. get up

Moss Green
Moss Green
Moss Green
Moss Green
Moss Green

Moss Green

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I Can’t Stand Elon Musk’s Simp Army Like Okay Maybe They Could Idk Pay For A Concerted Clean Up Effort
I Can’t Stand Elon Musk’s Simp Army Like Okay Maybe They Could Idk Pay For A Concerted Clean Up Effort

I can’t stand elon musk’s simp army like okay maybe they could idk pay for a concerted clean up effort with those billions of dollars they have? You can’t just destroy this planet to get to other ones lol. source

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