Little Old Italian Lady: Do You Have Zucchini?

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

John Keats, from a letter to Fanny Brawne

New Penguin Shakespeare book covers by Paul Hogarth, 1984. Part 2/1

Did you know that your interests are really cool?? The stuff that you find fascinating and the little facts you know aren’t lame. They’re what make you passionate and that’s a really cool thing

Written for Alexa Chung by Alex Turner.

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay

This list does not scream “Sexually conflicted” to me. 

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking