My Relationship Exit Surveys Indicate Women Like When I Am Crying Or In Pain Or Being Maimed Or Attacked

(standing at the bathroom sink at 3 am drenched in sweat, tears welling up in my eyes, gripping the sink with my hands, staring directly into the mirror, voice cracking, shivering slightly) i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am

Saw this again so ig here’s another sorry if this is bad to do

do it :3

From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don't obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

Edit: I also have this post on budgeting with ADHD + feel free to check my tags, coz I am trying to remember to tag as needed for this stuff. :)

I have bad news, and then good news, and then shit starts to get weird

a companion piece to my previous post

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”

Ok y’all brace yourselves cuz I just learned about a new animal

Yes, that is an animal. Yes, scientists refer to it as the purple sock worm. No, that’s not it’s real name, silly, it’s real name is Xenoturbella!

When these deep-sea socks were first discovered, no one knew what the fuck they were looking at (and, really, can you blame them?). They have no eyes, brains, or digestive tracts. They are literally just a bag of wet slop. DNA analysis initially seemed to indicate that they were related to mollusks, until the scientists realized that DNA sample was from the clams they had recently eaten (yes, they can eat with no organs. We don’t know how.)

Scientists then analyzed the data again and tentatively placed them in the group that includes acorn worms, saying that their ancestors probably had eyes, brains, and organs, but simplified as a response to their deep sea ecosystems.

Later DNA testing has since shown that they are their own thing! Xenoturbella, along with another simple and problematic to place creature called acoelomorphs, belong to their own phylum called Xenacelomorpha! This places them as the sister group to all bilateral animals. So, they just never evolved brains, eyes, or organs. They are a glimpse at a very primitive form of animal that never bothered to change, because apparently what they do works. Rock on, purple sock worm.

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Hens

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt