Me: Reblogs Anything

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

Guys how do you be normal and likeable not in like a sad person way but like genq when I’m me everyone is like “why are you so sad you’re so miserable all the time” but when I’m happy ppl are like “you have this off putting almost like maniacal vibe” (their words not mine and I asked for advice bc although this person is very nice to me other ppl are Not) and I. Don’t know. What to do. Literally how do you like be a normal non-off putting person????????

NOBODY IS GOING TO MATCH MY FREAK (none of the people from my college liked my bug identification instagram story)

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

tally hall memes and shitposts because its the 10 year anniversary of miracle musical!

also because i like this band a normal, regular, neurotypical amount and i think about them a normal amount and i am not constantly holding back urges to make unfunny tally hall references

My god my girlies

MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.

You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)

Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it

Because all these AI fics

You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines

You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books

Literally,

Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.

From the moment I wake up that white boy vexes me to no end but ig that’s just what fathers do

Made some butterscotch cinnamon cookies and tbh toriel knew her shit

then you must kill everyone hotter than you on the fucking planet (you won’t need to hurt a hair on anyone’s head)

puki how do I get a boyfriend? 😔

You need to be the hottest bad bitch on the fucking planet