The Fact That Op Turned Off Rbs Is Very Very Funny To Me. Anyway I Want This Post On My Blog Too.

drink water

I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

then you must kill everyone hotter than you on the fucking planet (you won’t need to hurt a hair on anyone’s head)

puki how do I get a boyfriend? 😔

You need to be the hottest bad bitch on the fucking planet

nature.com

Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition

After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

Shame how you both misspelled Lazagnea…..

My boyfriend just made a lasagne so good that I got a little bit hard

You think Batman ever gave commissioner Gordon some like absolutely foul image before doing that thing where he disappears? Like his whole thing is “stop looking at me and boom gone”. You ever think he said “yeah I got some evidence” and handed him like an image of his bat ass balls and cock out and then disappeared

Made some butterscotch cinnamon cookies and tbh toriel knew her shit

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Imagine you’re in like the world war 1 trenches and you see something in the sky falling like a parachute and people don’t shoot at it but they like get away and it lands and someone behind screams like “SHIT THEY DEPLOYED THE GORILLA” and like you turn around and there’s just like a 800 pound silverback gorilla going like ape mode and like killing people and smashing shit and ripping stuff apart and like they turn the machine gun on it but it just storms the nest because it’s got like gorilla proportionate body armor and it just grabs the gun and snaps it and like you survive and go home and kids are like “what was the war like uncle” and you have to tell them they just dropped gorillas on you when there was no more gas

A Limerick I think

There once was a man from New Jersey, Who wrote about buying a jersey His equivocating Limerick caused debating As he had rhymed jersey with Jersey