DO NOT DO THIS!!!

“Laios is too autistic to fuck”

Terrible take, lame, weak crops, infantilizes autistic people

“Laios is too autistic to fuck normal”

Excellent, wonderful, borderline canon

if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😎‼️‼️‼️🦅‼️🦅🦅‼️🦅

NO SUNDAY YOURE NOT JUST DEHYDRATED THIS TIME YOURE ASCENDING TO GODHOOD

Just like me fr

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.

From the moment I wake up that white boy vexes me to no end but ig that’s just what fathers do

What is this boop thing what is it????

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

stop using treehugger as an insult. yes i hug trees. everything in the universe deserves my love.