I Like How This Image Implies That Even The Boss Knows It's BS

Witchcraft then: "I worship the old gods and do not accept Jesus"

Witchcraft now: "I am even slightly more intelligent than the average person"

Both will summon a lynch mob

I like to imagine "pro life" Buddhists don't want people to eat chicken eggs

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.

Mars colonies a hundred years from now be like

There were medieval duels between husband and wife designed to disadvantage the husband to even things out physically. This MUST become a Mr Beast challenge to check if it actually was even.

Looks like one health CEO got solved

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic