I Want An AI Companion On My Personal Hardware But Not A Girlfriend, More Like A Pet Sled Dog That Does

Did you know that in the Disney universe, animals with clothes have dominion over the other animals. That's why goofy isn't a pet and some dogs are.

Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

I refuse to use the term NPC because that's deeply insulting to robots.

The northern USA needs to erect statues of free state generals to scare racists.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

Paradoxical for atheists

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Every social media company bout to pull out of Florida