Technically, Being Illiterate Due To Stupidity Isn't A Protected Demographic So Technically I'm Not Calling

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!

Darth Sidious was a force moderate, not too light, not too dark. I'm tired of hearing the light side extremist perspective of the Jedi.

Whenever a random person is murdered, it's always "Loving parent with XYZ hobbies" but how come you never mention loving parents with hobbies on the news until they're murdered? Nobody cares unless you die!

Every social media company bout to pull out of Florida

I'm a reverse vegan. Animals are stupid little shits that have had it too good for too long. They deserve LESS rights!

Legalize dog fighting! Dogs are stupid!

America needs a hate group against stupid people. They deserve burning crosses on their lawn.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

Imagine if someone in the MHA universe claims they can kill people by touching them with all five fingers but they're just a quirkless conman.