The Only Unrealistic Part Of Idiocracy Was That When Someone Was Detected As The Smartest Person In The

Looks like one health CEO got solved

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!

I think it's a shame that Confederates give rebels a bad name. It was far more common to have slave revolts than pro slavery rebellion but that ONE TIME a pro slave revolt takes off and it's all anyone seems to remember.

What's one set of atrocities among friends?

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

I like to imagine "pro life" Buddhists don't want people to eat chicken eggs

If the animal kingdom voted, vermin would win every election. Human democracy is the same and the solution is the same.

It just occurred to me that some day my forms of entertainment will be considered archaic. Kids will be amazed that I watched ASMR without a cyborg implant to experience it in real time. That will be looked at along side classic black and white movies.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO