Narinder When The Lamb Asks Him Why He Fell In The Water

A gift for @everestgale for a Secret Santa event hosted in an amazing little server I’ve been invited to recently <3 parahero angst lovers RISE!!!!!

some Trod au Bishop Family warm up doodles + a lil chart about everyone's opinions on cannibalism. i should do a chart for everyone on all the doctrines tbh

I’ve watched this video so many times I swear I’ve memorized it.

“DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NAVY-“

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

I think it's wrong gnomes are taller than halflings in DnD.

I understand they're called halflings for a reason. I just think it's wrong. I grew up with GARDEN gnomes. Gnomes = LITTLE. I will be plotting abt how to make gnomes smaller than halflings and also more high-fantasy for settings that don't really want all the tech-stuff associated with them. (also so they are correctly smaller.)

the noble cheesesteak was invented in seventeen seventy eight when benjamin franklin ordered his cheeseburger "vagina style"

Spineless