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Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts, part 5 of ? - prev set, next set
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If I was mrs bennet I’d also loose my fucking shit because why am I the only one worried about destitution AND you’re all treating me like I’m crazy and hysterical for it
Tanthamore commission for @flowerssintheconcrete 🩵🩵
Kofi
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
Them: Describe Star Trek: The Original Series in three images.
Me:
honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that
#the want #the thirst
WILLOW (2022-2023) | 1x08 "Children of the Wyrm"
"Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Thoughtful Individuals Can Change The World." - President Bartlet
Now available on my redbubble
I watched Clue (1985) for the first time last night so here are some of my favourite quotes from it
“Husbands should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable.”
*smashes glass against fireplace” “PLEASE!”
“Communism was just a red herring.”
“What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?” “No, just death, isn’t that enough?”
“The key is gone!” “Never mind about the key, unlock the door!” “I can’t unlock the door without the key!”
“There’s no need to shout!” “I’M NOT SHOUTING!”
“This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that.” “But look what happened to the cook!”
“To make a long story short…” (in unison) “Too late.”
“His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh, you know.” *Plum, Green and Mustard collectively fold their legs*
“Oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?”
“Sit!” *Green nervously sits down* “No, not you, sir.”
“She had friends who were…” *on the verge of tears* “…Socialists.”
“How can you make jokes at a time like this?” “It's my defense mechanism.”
“Is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple murder?” “Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?”
“I'm merely a humble butler.” “What exactly do you do?” “I buttle, sir.”
“I work for the State Department, and I'm a homosexual.”
“If he were such a patriotic American, why didn't he just report us to the authorities?” “He decided to put his information to good use and make a little money out of it. What could be more American than that?”
“Why has the car stopped?” “It's frightened.”
“Oh my! Nobody can get into that position.” “Sure they can. Let me show you.” *Plum lays White down on the couch and gets on top of her* “Get off me!”
“Is there a little girl's room in the hall?” “Oui oui, Madame.” “No, I just wanna powder my nose.”
In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."
Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.
Wicked Master Post Here
Sequel comic here.
And here he meets the Lion.
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No Noise November. everyone shut up
little peanutisms
danny getting cj an actual goldfish is so funny and endearing
Bones vehemently defending Spock whenever Kirk snaps at him is one of my favourite TOS constants
is there a fandom for the west wing and if so how do i get there
tragedy fans when their fave characters do not make it
Catching up with wwdits and they've finally addressed the nonsense contradiction of secret vampires and yet a documentary crew filming their every move!!!
Willow textposts part 9/?
more modern tanthamore :)
you will find a f/f pairing that is extremely compelling and endearing and you will go on ao3 and you will find out they have thirteen fics and this happens to every f/f pairing and you just have to deal with it.