Theringmasterofchaos - Untitled

cuz there’s no way that she’s still alive

Post that weird little dead guy that you are obsessed with

caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words

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Piggy only knows of Stephanie Beatriz through 99 and as such expects a tough, bad@ss, and is prepping to outdo her the whole episode, but she shows up and is (like real life, or so I’ve heard) absolutely lovely, and Piggy’s just standing there with nunchucks and a printed list of insults that Deadly helped her with

Muppet Show: 2010s Ideas

-Kermit goes on staycation, so John Mulaney has to manage the Muppets. -Lizzo somehow manifests both onstage with Fozzie and in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf to both defend Fozzie and be shady. -Mitski gets everyone to open up about their insecurities. It turns out Animal is the most stable and emotionally intelligent. -Virtually any member of the Brooklyn 99 cast. Hijinks ensue. -Tyler, the Creator tries to hang out with the spooky Muppets, but he’s too much of a dork, so he does “See You Again (the Tyler song)” with Gonzo. -Michael Sheen thinks he’s David Tennant, and David Tennant thinks he’s Michael Sheen. -Daft Punk are confused for two Muppets. -Me. -Jack Stauber Halloween episode.

You wouldn’t you a wouldn’t

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't you a wouldn't" /END ID]

Thinking about her

ROLLS!!!???

Milkshake