Headcanon That Harry Hates Touch Because Before Hogwarts And Ron And Hermione, Touch Had Only Ever Meant

It would be killer to see Adam and Lucifer singing a version of “Nothing Left To Lose” from the Tangled TV series.

Jeremy Jordan already sang the song as Varian, seeing him as Lucifer trying to convince Adam to not turn evil because he’d already been down that path and nearly lost himself, fuck me, that would be bitching.

Seriously, if someone has something like that… mama would appreciate. In return my skills are … writing? I mean, I like my writing but I write what I like so it’s a bit of circular reasoning there. Anyways, it’s what I got if someone had the item I seek and wishes to trades

"After like still looking for you" CHAPTER 1 The suits designs are by @/notherpuppet and were used for the sole purpose of paying tribute to her work.

GHOST X EXORCIST RADIOAPPLE AU!

another twitter post moved to here

I also love their wives.

Don’t ask me why I made this, I took a 3 hour nap and woke up then immediately drew this, I don’t know either.

[OT3] He’s their Little Undercover Slytherin

Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

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Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

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Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

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Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

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Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

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Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

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Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?

I think I might wanna try making this but no guarantees

I was hoping to do a better job of presenting this AU, but life is against me. So, messy sketch of Dragon!Ron, Kneazle!Hermione and Basilisk!Harry (my dear).

Magic works in numbers, but sometimes numbers can be used against Magic. When T. M. Riddle did so (Seven against all that is pure), Magic retaliated. She found Three to defy him. Three to restore balance. And they were almost ready.

They just needed to be different.

Being bitten by a Norwegian Ridgeback, morphed by a Kneazle's DNA and infected with Basilisk venom and Phoenix tears can be just what they needed. Side effects, sadly, weren't anticipated.

Hermione, for example, could have never believed she would be the heat-pillow of two cold-blooded bastards. Literally. Thankfully Ron—much to his chagrin—could use the flames of the fireplace instead of her fur.

Which was good for her, because she would rather hug Harry.

Not that she would ever tell him, of course.

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again