The reason why Tales From The Gas Station works so well is because the premise is so fucking funny.
Imagine a guy. Just a guy. He is a cashier at the gas station at the edge of town.
That town is fucking weird. There are monsters, hauntings, eldritch gods appearing in dreams, parasites, cultists, serial killers, tree people, politicians that don't stay dead, a ventriloquist puppet that has more influence than anyone else in town.
But this guy just wants to do his damn job. He doesn't care. He is tired. If you're not going to buy anything, he'll kindly ask you to leave the store.
He gets robbed, attacked, beaten up, threatened with death, threatened by old naked men, visited by murder cultists and terrible beings and he just goes right back to work afterwards. (He's nothing if not a good employee.)
At the same time, this guy isn't normal. He doesn't sleep. Ever. He has memory issues and sees hallucinations (so those weird things are probably not real anyway, right). He forgets his friend died on Halloween and isnt surprised when he keeps showing up. Aforementioned murder cultist tries to convince him to join the mission to blow up the planet, then adopts him as his best friend when it doesn't work. He is locked in a neverending battle with the local racoons.
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What am I gonna do?! 😤 What am I gonna do. 😠Here’s what I’m gonna do. 😌🤭 First, I’m gonna punch you, right in the kisser. 🤜🫦 Then, I’m gonna break your Eskimo kisser. 🤭👊👃Then, I’m gonna give you two black butterfly kissers. 👀🦋👄👄And then, I’m gonna kiss ya. 🕺🦄👨❤️👨
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Did some fanart of my friends (@thespadeofaids ) character Jorban
Love Jorban, he’s just such a lil guy!
Im such a big fan of his and really really need to get back in the habit of drawing him more. It’s honestly tragic I don’t :(
Bonus drawings I did back around the end of last school year and never fully finished (ment to be a whole page of drawings instead of just a half sheet):
Colored him using some erasable colored pencils my sibling gave me and honestly I don’t get the hype that they got back in the day, they’re so waxy and hard to use and also smudged my pencil marks. Only thing good about them is really just the fact they can erase. Might just be a hater tho, who knows.
Lily Madwhip messy as hell for no reason. Fully knew this girl accidentally killed her own parents, got slightly annoyed and went “what are your parents like?”
Shits fucked fr, 10 year old girl!