From Now Own This Is My Only Goal In Life

Siiigh Need a scary and big monster to hug me,,,,,,,,,,

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

it’s either that or nothing

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

They both look like spiky dildos with small balls

If we can’t be silly and nerdy together, we can’t be sexy and kinky together.

Don’t flirt with me ima start daydreaming about us fucking

This is the best idea in the history of film.