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Hey mutuals friendly reminder that

• I am drowning

• there is no sign of land

• you are coming down with me

• hand in unlovable hand

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

so majestic

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

I’m watching a documentary about rats and this guy is like “they say there’s a rat for every single person in New York City” and I know he’s talking about like population numbers but it kind of sounds like he’s trying to tell everyone in New York that they have an individually assigned rodent friend and I think that’s beautiful.

ok here’s some stuff that i’ve seen people being surprised was from supernatural/was created by the supernatural fandom

- a/b/o

- the ‘the very touch of you corrupts’ quote

- that one gif of crowley with the scroll

- ‘prev tags’

- the “when is a monster not a monster? / oh, when you love it.” quote

feel free to add

I legit saw this pic and thought the image wasn’t done loading

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

HOLY SHIT

fuck

𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕝 + 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤

✨ for parallelsnatural ✨

consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do build like pebbles stacking to a mountain. i accept it” whole time theres aspirin and allergy eye drops in the cabinet

BARBRA MANATEE 

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

solid moods

First one inspired by @magic-and-moonlit-wings!

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CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TALL CLAIRE NUNEZ IS?