Coming Up With A Comprehensive List Of Headcannon Last Names, As Well As The Canon Ones For Reference.

edd: my husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” he says to me. disgusting

eddy: i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds “your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell you

eddy: one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

edd: “thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

Eddy: "Ladies and germs! Step right up for the adventure of a lifetime at Willy's Chocolate Experience!" (under his breath) "Any similarities to existing candy-themed IPs are coincidental and unintentional."

Edd: (looking at the flyer) "Catgacating? ... Cartchy tuns? ... Exarserdray lollipops?? Ed, your spelling is atrocious!"

Ed: (dressed in black behind a mirror) "I'm in the walls!"

random eene picture

My daughter

summer rains, you can never predict them

Adorable nicknames to call your significant other which are sure to make them swoon:

Sockhead Lumpy Gravy Dork Plank Son of a shepherd

silly memes of the eds i made

this and more are on my pinterest!! go check it out losers!!!! (totally not self-promo)

This has been sitting in my sketchbook for a while gathering dust. I was intending to line/color it digitally, but with school going on that might take a good bit longer to actually happen. Might as well share the sketch in the meantime.

I've talked about this vaguely before but I think, despite their extreme differences, Ed and Double D have a certain overlap in their interests. Ed likes gory horror/sci-fi media and the concept of monsters/mythical creatures/aliens etc. Double D likes bugs/arachnids and isn't exactly skeeved-out by descriptions and depictions of less than stomachable medical ailments. Ultimately when hanging out these subjects will pop up on the frequent. Ed likes grotesque stuff and Edd knows a lot of grotesque stuff that people don't typically like to hear about. This means a fun time for them...excluding Eddy...