I Just Wanted To Crosspost This For Anyone Who Isn’t On Instagram

ROOK CAN LITERALLY EAT ROCKS AND IS FIREPROOF!!!! (Bcs of the arson) HE IS THE DESKTOP DESTROYER PEOPLE!!

CLUB PENGUIN OC SHOWDOWN (Round 3 Side B Match 4)

BIJOU THE STEALIN’ SEAL - PROFESSIONAL THIEF

“It is currently unknown when and how Bijou arrived on Club Penguin, but she has shown no intention of leaving empty-flippered! This sly seal loves nothing more than to rob, scam and swindle the good citizens of Club Penguin and lavish in her ever-growing hoard of ill-gotten gains. She boasts a proud criminal record of everything from grand theft to petty pick-pocketing and is willing to charm or intimidate any target as she sees fit. Bijou is considered a top-priority threat by the EPF and penguins are advised to keep their coin pouches - and hearts - on guard at all times!” toonirl’s testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR BIJOU:

“You will vote for Bijou the Stealin’ Seal. This is non-negotiable. Doesn’t matter if you like her opponent more, if they’re the OC of a friend of yours, if you’re swayed by propaganda, whatever. She’ll just steal your votes anyway. Bijou will steal EVERYONE’S votes! Every vote will be for Bijou whether you like it or not! YOUR vote will be for Bijou whether you like it or not. Might as well just give it to her and save yourself the time~. :3 #BijouSweep”

ADDITIONAL INFO:

• Bijou’s Toyhou.se profile - https://toyhou.se/6562279.bijou-the-stealin-seal • Lore/Ask event, aka The Bijou Takeover - https://www.tumblr.com/toonirl/tagged/the%20Bijou%20Takeover

JAZZ - ACE AGENT

“This is my main Ace! They’re designed to be something of a foil to Herbert- she hates the cold, loud noises, and is often overwhelmed by parties, but instead of being a little bitch about it, they actually try to deal with these "them” problems (bundling up, avoiding large groups, etc). He’s also a massive nerd with some impulse control problems, and is a huge lesbian for Dot.

Jazz used to be an employee at the Pizza Parlor, mostly handling deliveries, but she quit this job to work at the Sport Shop. They’re not particularly athletic and, in fact, aren’t fond of sports, but her idol, Gary T. Gadgets Guy owned the place, so it wasn’t an opportunity she was gonna pass up. For a while, they just worked there stocking shelves and occasionally doing coffee runs for Gary, until one night he popped into one of the dressing rooms for a suspiciously long time, leaving only a cryptic note behind on the floor. This turned out to be a puzzle to enter the secret door in said changing room, and then oops! Guess you’re a secret agent now! (Bonus fact: Jazz didn’t discover there’s meant to be an actual test to join the PSA until WAY later down the line. The first two PSA missions were arranged to make up for Gary deciding that Jazz should skip over that part of recruitment, and they DID have to do the proper EPF test later down the line.)“fullmoonfireball’s testimonial

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR JAZZ:

"her gay autistic swag makes up for the fact she’s br*tish”

ADDITIONAL INFO:

“ tag on my blog: fullmoonfireball.tumblr.com/tagged/Jasmin // fanfics featuring her: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23098360 https://archiveofourown.org/works/40641750 ”

ROOK - JUST A LITTLE BOT

“rook is a young ai made by gary to be the security and surveillance system, but gary didnt account for the fact that rook became sentient :) now he resides in a spare mascbot body. he is JUST a little guy!!! eats rocks and butterflies” thethirteenthfloor’s testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR ROOK: “ITS ROOK!!!!!!!”

ADDITIONAL INFO:

“ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4S4JZiEaJORXaBlcjL3Upg?si=2164f89286734451 its a long one bud! ”

Character art by: extremelyputridfishbreath, toonirl (full credits for Bijou: fullmoonfireball (concept, name) - Tumblr; monsterbeachparty (concept) - Tumblr; toonirl (visual design) - Tumblr; dungeonraided (concept) - Tumblr; chaotic-spork (concept) - Tumblr)

IF YOU LOVE FAT WOMEN HIT THAT MF REBLOG

hey sorry for the creepy ask but KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU (this is your boyfriend skip)

POINTS AT YOU

I made a transparent green version of that old geocities dragon vibe gif I was searching for a while back, and I figured while I was there I might as well export a bunch of other colours in case people would like to use them! The last two are solid white and solid black, in case your theme makes either of them invisible lol

Edit Aug. 13th ‘23: Updating original post with all the existing colours! To see the latest, check out the free stuff page on my Neocities :3

ithink my blood sugars too low

i need to peg randy jade.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade