Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

lmfao you guys i think i'm fucking depressed

Me for Sir Pentious and Castiel.

My wish for all my favorite characters

If this is ever not on my blog, call 911 because I'm either dead or something is very, very wrong

She’s like Sonic

reblogging because "nice cock, kill yourself" will now be my sign off for the rest of forever

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Forget a ring, I wanna be proposed to with one of these silly lil motherfuckers

...never before has my ADHD, creative writer by day, professional procrastinator by day AND night ass ever felt so attacked by something I 10,000% agree with.