WAIT EXCEPT NUMBER FOUR FUCK YOU GUYS MY BAD I'M FINE I PROMISE

Twins

10/10 dad joke

You guys can we please bring back words like tis and whilst? I would literally marry someone who uses those words regularly???

Villain monologue? Excuse me I am infodumping to you about my special interest and my special interest is death traps, machinations, and machiavellian plans.

You'll find that if you've paid enough attention to my interests, you'll be able to escape your inevitable death at my nefarious hands, and we can start building a relationship out of this.

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

I see you reblogging my posts

hai ther friendo

Hi!!! Of course I reblog your posts, your sense of humor is ✨immaculate✨

Confession time...

I went to see Wicked with my nieces last weekend, and I was genuinely upset and personally hurt that Elphaba and Galinda were not, in fact, lesbians who were deeply, secretly in love with each other and Fiyero (however tf you spell it) was not their gay best friend forever and ever, not take backsies. Because all of the screenshots I've ever seen from stage performances really do make it look like it...

Compelled to reblog by the sheer "what-the-fuck-i-want-more" ness of this little snippet. Also, support fellow writers. (Keep going, @iamheavenbound you're doing great! We will get you to relative popularity soon enough, trust.)

last post got the most amount of notes yet, plus an entire reblog. i'm gonna keep dropping my writing til I get (relatively) popular.