Latest Posts by thetyrantofanewera - Page 6

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

Me for Sir Pentious and Castiel.

My wish for all my favorite characters

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

Liam ”It‘s been. My honor.” Mairi

Happy to be included

If this is ever not on my blog, call 911 because I'm either dead or something is very, very wrong

She’s like Sonic

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Not all Men are evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

chat imagine even having that many coins.

You guys, can I just... Lana Del Ray???

I don’t think this can count as satire if it’s factual.

...I think I lost a braincell from sheer stupidity. I think he went on vacation to Heard Island.

even countries w no one in them are being slapped w tarrifs 😓🙏

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

...what did bro say 😟

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Demon form🔥

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

...I'm 19... but like...