Yes, I Receive Notifications About It Often.

You know you really shouldn't beg, it's not becoming of you.

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

Goodness you're right, Daisy.

That's a great idea! I like the way you think.

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

Why's that?

You can call me anything you want to, by the way. I don't really label myself regarding pronouns and stuff.

Even if you referred to me as "it" like I was some piece of furniture.

Oh, I could never refer to a human as an "it". That would feel very disrespectful. Unless, of course, they're not human. However, pronouns and gender identities nowadays can be very confusing for me, there are many and I grew up in a much simpler time.

So in that case, I'll just stick to simplifying the conundrum by referring to you as anonymous, if that's alright with you of course. ☺️

Good. :)

Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?

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Isn't it past your bedtime, little girl? 😒

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

I mean this upmost serious:

Could you record yourself reading some book?

My dear man, you could read a dictionary and it would sound heavenly.

Of course! What book would you like me to read? I was thinking Charlotte's Web as I happen to like that book.

I'm not gonna lie I was the one that started the bullying thing but I didn't know they was gonna get butthurt and deactivate their account. I thought people had bigger balls and tougher skin nowdays

I really hope you didn't think you were gonna get a pat on the back or a cookie for your honesty and confession. You went at a child for no reason. Even worse, you orchestrated it. I know quarantine is boring but I'm sure you can find better and more productive hands on things to do with your time. And if not then use that time to do some self-reflecting, because you need it. What you did was really lame, and you can take that personally.

Now, don't bother me again. I'm getting ready for bed.

Goodnight world.