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6 years ago
This Man Is The Real MVP.
This Man Is The Real MVP.
This Man Is The Real MVP.
This Man Is The Real MVP.
This Man Is The Real MVP.

This man is the real MVP.

5 years ago

Sex during your period

If you have an appointment with a client or a SD, or just feel like having sex, the triangle sponges can be your life savers!!!

I am leaving to my country for 2 months and I was seeing my bf for the last time today (I cried😭) and it was my first day of period soo very heavy. I drank 2 teaspoons of coconut oil mixed with tea and took 2 Ibuprofene to regulate my blood flow at least. And then I used the triangle sponges.

So here’s how it works : - you buy triangle cosmetic sponges at the drug store they cost like 3.5$ - you get it wet and then you boil it to sanitize it - run it under non boiling water after - stick it up to your vagina, aaaall the way up

If you want to remove it, push out like you are pooping. Its better to wait a little after sex to do it so that your vagina has its original size

Source: Google

AND IT WORKED. HE DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL AND I HAD AMAZING BLOODLESS AND MESS FREE SEX šŸ˜

6 years ago

Craigslist Ads That Attract Certain Men

It’s about that time again! Here are some ads that worked for me in the past.

1. Sophisticated Yet Selective

I carry myself in a sophisticated manner, however, there’s a difference between being confident and conceited and I consider myself as someone who is confident.

I am definitely interested in a long term relationship, someone who understands the concept of a relationship. I am a firm believer in kindness and respect for one another. I believe it’s the mans job to keep his partner happy in all aspects and I just haven’t found him yet.

If you are between the ages of 45-65, then I would love to hear from you. Let’s get acquainted over dinner and a cocktail.

2. Memories Over Mimosas

I am looking for a selective business man who isn’t opposed to meeting for a beverage and discussing a possible relationship that includes traveling, shopping, including in decadent, gourmet meals.

I enjoy private getaways, champagne, and enjoying life’s pleasures without any worries in the world.

3. Cocktails & Company

I am a beautiful, charismatic, outgoing, younger inspiration. It would be great to meet a gentleman who is witty and sharp.

I know how to hold a stimulating conversation followed by a glass of Merlot. You need a woman who’s seductive by nature yet charming and fun to be around.

4. Experience & Indulge

I am in search of a companion/friend and see where it would lead. I am a beautiful woman that can keep you on your toes.

Let’s take a 3 day trip to Vegas and stay at The Wynn or go to Key West, Florida and enjoy a margarita under a Tiki hut. How about somewhere romantic like Paris? I love the setting of a 5 star restaurant which includes a very impressive wine collection and succulent dishes. The world is our playground and I am ready to explore the world with someone very special.

5. Sophisticated Vixen

I am a fan of plays, museums, and traveling.

I am just sassy enough to keep you intrigued and have much to offer someone who would like to enjoy the finer things in life with me. Enjoy laughter and engaging conversations. An entrepreneurial spirit is especially intriguing.

I would like to meet a gentleman.

6. Lonely Lunches & Dull Dinners

Are you a older, successful man? Successful yet lonely every night? Can’t find a woman to spend the special moments with?

If you are interested in providing for a woman that’s worth it, then please take a chance and I promise it’s worth the wait. I would like to see someone that’s serious about creating and capturing special memories.

So let’s meet for a couple of drinks.

7. Charming Young Lady

I am searching for a long term commitment.

I would love to find someone who likes to enjoy life the way I do. Someone who isn’t overbearing or jealous. Most importantly, someone who is secure enough in themselves not to feel challenged by my ambition.

Hopefully, you are sincere and that just needs that extra friend in life that reminds them of how great things can be, I want someone to appreciate the good in life and can be adventurous.

8. Taste of Elegance, Touch of Class

Intelligent, gorgeous and ambitious are a few words that best describes me.

My hobbies/interests include the following:

1. Literature

2. Performing/Fine Arts

3. Traveling

4. Photography

I always have a thirst for knowledge and I am ready to explore.

I would love to meet a man who truly knows how to treat a lady, someone thoughtful and giving and who knows what he wants. I want to be treated with the utmost respect and will make sure that this is reciprocated. Please be a gentleman as I hope chivalry still exists.

9. Dress To Impress

Would you be interested in a woman who is mature and poised? I am seeking a gentleman who is confident, kind and considerate. You must know how to treat a lady.

I have been described as an exotic indulgence. I will always welcome you with a warm, inviting smile along with a bubbly personality.

10. Your Main Attraction

You need a woman who is stunning and a bright, captivating smile. You will never want to take your eyes off of me. Let me accompany you over brunch brunch, happy hour or dinner and we cover topics such as politics and culture and of course, you’ll get to learn more about my future aspirations in life.

The question is, are you up for a challenge?

1 year ago

I don’t think people understand that the words you speak becomes your life. When you say ā€œI don’t need nice thingsā€ you will literally never have nice things. Your subconscious can’t take a joke, so when you use self-deprecating language and minimize yourself, those are the results you can expect to materialize in your life. I don’t know anyone that owns their own home/successful business and talks about poverty 24/7, or puts themselves down, or minimizes their desires. They don’t. Just as I don’t, because we’re very clear in what we want and we’re comfortable in that.

5 years ago

Ways to make your client nut fast

ask them to choke you. a lotta guys nut in seconds cus theyre not used to anything rough. and it wont even be that rough cus he will nut in 1sec.

ask him to fuck your tight asshole, if you allow anal. thats guaranteed quick nut. under 1 min nut

sloppy af bj + hj combo. this one takes sum skill. but if u do it right, not tooo hard or not tooo fast, you can build a quick hard nut. 5 min he will nut

talk dirty. if you arent comfortable, practice it. u might think ull cum across as fake but do u think they give a fuck? they want u to be a pornstar. just say shit like U like that?? u like pounding my whore cunt? u like me bouncing on ur fat dick?? OoohhHhh my god ur cock is buried deep in my (name of hole) . it will speed up the nut. but if they are vanilla just moan rly sensually i guess lmfao tell them how intense this feels and how u feel all 2 inches of his cock and how ur gonna nut. if u nut he nuts

be a little more dominating, take ctrl. i used to be rly submissive out of laziness and in real life i used to be naturally submissive but ive learned that taking ctrl will make the client think u are rly into it. they like that shit. u dont gotta be a domme, just give lotta direction, take lead and fuck hard

if u have fat ass, reverse cowgirl. bounce n fuck hard n he will nut in 2 min max. reverse cowgirl ANAL?? game over, auto nut

lots and lots and lots of eye contact.

in missionary, tilt ur pelvic bone down to make ur pussy tighter and the angle more narrow for his cock. this makes my bf nut all the time

thank u for listening to my ted talk

5 years ago

Sorry for the late update

But I didn’t shit on him and I got my money.

1k for the hour plus a tip

Sorry For The Late Update
5 years ago

Screening

Here’s the information I request on my contact form, and how I use it.

Required information is marked with an asterisk*

*First name

*Middle name

*Last name

*Email address

*Phone number

*Do you prefer texting or calling?

TextingĀ 

Calling

Either

*Provider References

Please provide the name, email, website address or ad link, and contact number for AT LEAST TWO currently active companions, and the dates you last saw them.Ā 

Age

Employment Verification (REQUIRED if you have less than two provider references, STRONGLY RECOMMENDED otherwise)

Employer’s name, your position/title, company phone number, your direct line or extension, and story for me to use when I call (or other way for me to verify employment, such as an employee photo ID badge)

*Appointment Date and Time

*Appointment Duration

P411/TER/localboard/Datecheck Info

Outift request (not guaranteed)

*What are you looking to get out of our date?

*Where did you find me?

Is there anything else you’d like to tell me?

RECOMMENDED Driver’s License Upload

OPTIONAL Face Photo Upload

How I use this information:

Google their name, both with and without quotes around their name (quotation marks tell the engine to search specifically for that exact phrase, not similar phrases)

Google their email address, both with and without quotations

Google their phone number, both with and without quotations

Plug their phone number and email address into the search feature of my local board to see if they’ve ever been blacklisted

Go to your state’s courts website, and search their court records database for his name. If your state separates their database by county, search for your county, his county, and a few surrounding counties. In my state, all superior court cases are available to view. You can see what pleading/motion was filed, and when, as well as the final judgment. You do have to pay to request the actual documents to see their contents, and you probably cannot do this anonymously (in my county, you have to call the county clerk’s office). In my state, district andĀ municipalĀ cases cannot beĀ viewed, but they will still show up in the search results. Your state may be different.Ā 

Search for them on Facebook. Often their wives or children have much more of their profiles publicly visible.Ā 

Search for any information on their family members.Ā 

(I will be buying a Spokeo subscription soon, so I can plug all their info into here, as well)

Google the providers (normally Googling their name and city will pop them up if they have any sort of online presence). Or just find them based on the info he gave you.

See what kind of reputation those providers have. What to they charge? Do they have any rob reports or bad reviews posted of them? Do they look like they have their shit together? Do they have their own website? Does it look nice? Are there a ton of typos? Having your own website legitimizes you. Do they have professional photos, or are they bathroom selfies?

Contact the providers. I start off by emailing them. ā€œHi Jessica, this is Foxxxy. Billy Joe is requesting a date with me and used you as a reference. Can you please tell me if he was safe, clean and respectful? Would you recommend him to another provider? Anything else you can tell me about him and his personality I would very much appreciate! Best, Foxxxy.ā€ I follow up with a text. ā€œHi Jessica, this is Foxxxy. I just sent you an email with a reference request. If you could get back to me promptly, I would really appreciate it!ā€Ā 

See what they say. Duh.Ā 

Contact his employer. The one time I called a client’s company, it was quite well-known and Google-able. I called the main company line, and asked to be connected to the president of _____. He was already en route on the plane, but I was able to hear his voice during his voicemail recording. A simple phone call to his cell phone would match up his voice, verifying he does work there. I have had a few clients send me photos of their photo ID badge (military personnel, for example).Ā 

Obviously check to see how many Okay’s they have, or if they’re on the whitelists for the hobby IDs they provided you. Search their usernames/IDs to see if anything negative pops up.Ā 

If they sent you a photo of their driver’s license: search Google Maps for the address on the card. Do they live in a nice part of town? Google the address. Has it popped up on Zillow lately? Any homeowner info pop up? You might be able to search their driver’s license number, either by Googling or going to your state highway patrol site, though I haven’t tried this myself.

If they sent you a photo of their face: reverse Google image search that shit! Also reverse search for it on TinEye. Do they look friendly?Ā 

This sounds like a lot, but doesn’t take all too long once you get the hang of it. This doesn’t guarantee your safety, but it sure does reduce the risk of an assault or an arrest.Ā 

6 years ago
I Don’t Know, This Just Gives Me Weird Vibes. Like If Your Serious Just Pay My Deposit Now Via Cashapp
I Don’t Know, This Just Gives Me Weird Vibes. Like If Your Serious Just Pay My Deposit Now Via Cashapp

I don’t know, This just gives me weird vibes. Like if your serious just pay my deposit now via cashapp or Venmo. Why should deposit be a issue. That’s a tell tall sign he’s probably a cop getting me to discuss my services with him in person just to arrest me. He probably will make me meet him, then talk about what I’m gonna do, hand me the money and arrest me. Ladies watch out for stuff like this. It’s better to be safe then sorry

6 years ago

April will be my first of many 10K months I am CLAIMING it!!!Ā 

April Will Be My First Of Many 10K Months I Am CLAIMING It!!!Ā 
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