I Have A Certain “whatever Happened To Her” Or “damn I Haven’t Seen Her In Forever, I Wonder

On another episode on why men are stupid.

This dumbass really contacted me just to tell me he can’t book me. Like sir what was the whole point of you even emailing me. I’m not going to wait for you 🙄

I guilt tripped him on buying me some new lingerie but I’m still upset with him wasting my time. I need to really set up a auto reply with these tricks.

Are you a green witch?💵💸💰This is a money spell: sending good vibes so you can pay your bills and buy something nice. Like to charge, Reblog to cast!

I miss the OG whores.

Sugar Baby Tip: Allowance Talk

$1k/month= $12k/yr after tax is the same value of $17k/yr before tax

$3k/month= $36k/yr after tax is the same value of  $51k/yr before tax

$5k/month= $60k/yr after tax is the same value of $ $86k/yr before tax

$10k/month= $120k/yr after tax is the same value of $171k/yr before tax

                           WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

$1K/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $85k/yr

$3k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $255k/yr

$5k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $430k/yr

$10k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $855k/yr

                                 WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

Gross Income= the total amount a person makes before taxes.

So BEFORE discussing allowance ask your suitor the EXACT TITLE of their profession. You don’t have to ask for the company they work for blah, blah, blah, because then they may think you’re crazy/stalker type. Let them voluntarily release sensitive information like that or pick it up in context clues.

Once you have the title, research it. Do A LOT of research. If they bring up allowance before you have had time to research their profession, give them some bs excuse like ” I know it’s a sensitive topic, but also relative to our relationship, but for now let’s continue to get to know each other to make sure we are compatible and the allowance will follow.” It gets you brownie points and untitles you money hungry b****, even though we all are secretly. Lolz. But you know what I mean

My first real deposit after starting as a escort. I literally wasn’t getting no bookings for 2 weeks until i went on tinder and started to advertise myself on there. Ladies let me tell you something you don’t need to pay these sites 500 dollars for a ad and think you will get a booking. When i started i was paying a certain company 69 dollars a month to advertise and I wasn’t getting nothing. Until i recently today went on tinder. It just shows to take everything as a opportunity and it don’t believe the hype. I will be getting paid 1k for this booking and it’s only 60 minutes. He offered to double my rate without me even having to persuade him. Will update on how it goes.

Oh and btw a couple days before I was discouraged. So I went on a video about speaking things into existence and asking the universe to fulfill my desire. Literally the next day I got a booking.

Speak things into existence and it shall be fulfilled.

Sex during your period

If you have an appointment with a client or a SD, or just feel like having sex, the triangle sponges can be your life savers!!!

I am leaving to my country for 2 months and I was seeing my bf for the last time today (I cried😭) and it was my first day of period soo very heavy. I drank 2 teaspoons of coconut oil mixed with tea and took 2 Ibuprofene to regulate my blood flow at least. And then I used the triangle sponges.

So here’s how it works : - you buy triangle cosmetic sponges at the drug store they cost like 3.5$ - you get it wet and then you boil it to sanitize it - run it under non boiling water after - stick it up to your vagina, aaaall the way up

If you want to remove it, push out like you are pooping. Its better to wait a little after sex to do it so that your vagina has its original size

Source: Google

AND IT WORKED. HE DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL AND I HAD AMAZING BLOODLESS AND MESS FREE SEX 😍

Taking out my implants, focusing on getting skinny and entering the game again :)

A tip for the ones who want to go somewhere but plans are up in the air or you don’t yet have the funds: Use Booking.com

Select your dates, your destination, and when searching for a hotel use the “Free Cancellation” and “No Prepayment Needed” filters. It’ll list the available hotels with this feature. That way you’ve secured your accommodations and can pay when you arrive at the property — or before if you’d prefer. The cancellations vary so if you must cancel, give as much notice as possible. Typically, you’d need to cancel at least 3-5 days before your arrival to avoid being penalized. Make sure you read the cancellation policy in full as it differs for most

I personally don’t use booking.com anymore, but I used to quite a bit when touring heavily and had to make last-minute changes. It was helpful and also let me plan in advance with the option to cancel

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.