You Didnt Put A Nametag On Your Boyfriend And He Despawned. Sorry.

the duality of man is the thirteen-year-old in the summer camp im volunteering at, who alternates between telling me that he’s “cool in a bad way, cold, unapproachable, strict” and pressing the button on the water fountain and saying “imagine peeing”, and i think that’s really fascinating

*drives up to your house in a clown car and uses a fold-out lightsaber to ring the doorbell without leaving the confines of my vehicular prison*

Get in loser we’re going to therapy

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Ferret welt

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We’ll find you Amanda.

stella ( @obstinaterixatrix ) yuor tags possessed me