I Wish I Was A Worm Id Cut Myself In 2 And I Wouldnt Be Lonely Anymore…

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

was watching prehistoric planet today, so I can confirm. . .

For the ‘Humans are *insert word* here/alien fans fanclub’, I have another small headcanon:

I feel like most aliens (from aliens that travel planets, to aliens that are the embodiment of a nightmare, to aliens that are small and fuzzy),

would absolutely love David Attenborough. I mean they probably found out about Earth’s animals and how they live and stuff from watching his documentaries, because one human on a crewship put it on to help them fall asleep.

David Attenborough would be adored by all the cosmos I think.

When someone asks me about my hobbies and interests

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

Just before journalist Ismail Alghoul and Al Jazeera cameraman Rami Alrefee was assassinated they were reporting on the assassination of Ismail Haniyeh

Dear Billionaires & willing-to-be-billionaires, you only live until you die

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

Arthur Rimbaud (b. 20 October 1854)

Alien *visiting* : Your planet is indeed very beautiful and full of life. Too bad that rock up there, all bland and ugly, is ruining the night sky.

Earthling *already pulling out a knife*: What the fuck did you just say about Her ?