How Do You Make Friends On Tumblr?

Alien *visiting* : Your planet is indeed very beautiful and full of life. Too bad that rock up there, all bland and ugly, is ruining the night sky.

Earthling *already pulling out a knife*: What the fuck did you just say about Her ?

I don't know how people can fake their feelings, i can't even fake a hello to someone i don't like

does anyone know how to unscare me

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

Netanyahu and Adani arrest warrants on the same day? Hell yeah!

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry