Thunderingconquistador - ~Its A Mental Breakdown~

Don't mind me

Sobbing over how Teeth and Floyd, when everyone started celebrating Walter at the end of Muppets 2011, went and lifted him up !!

Sorry for the stuff from my streaming site being visible jshdjdhs- also Floyd's barely visible in the first one but you can see his bushy eyebrow sticking out behind Fozzie

BUT LOOK AT HOW WALTER'S GOT HIS HAND ON FLOYD'S HEAD AND TEETH'S SHOULDER TO STEADY HIMSELF, AND TEETH'S HAND ON HIS BACK TO KEEP HIM FROM TILTING BACKWARDS !!!!

The band being so kind and caring with stuff like this with younger Muppets always makes me so happy.. sobbing over this lowkey, like they care SO MUCH

Engineer: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder?

Scout: Wow, my dad must really love me!

Spy: *starts violently choking on his cigarette*

chilchuck moment

i really do love those military jackets with embroidery that resembles a gilded ribcage they serve sooooooo much thanatological cunt it's unreal. the memento mori of it all. the bastardised martyrdom. the self-fulfilling prophecy of dressing yourself in silver and gold evoking the final, fragile shield between the most vital, vulnerable parts of you and annihilation, just to go to a place where the objective is to hack it to pieces as cruelly and efficiently as possible until you resemble nothing more than ground meat trodden into the dust you came from. fuck the military for real and forever but they went harder with horrifically ironic self-deceiving propaganda than anyone ever has or will. give it up for the old lie everyone!

Now what?

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it