thunderingconquistador - ~Its a mental breakdown~
~Its a mental breakdown~

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2 months ago

scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)

the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea

the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!

the animal:

a picture of a mop
2 months ago

Don't mind me

Sobbing over how Teeth and Floyd, when everyone started celebrating Walter at the end of Muppets 2011, went and lifted him up !!

Don't Mind Me
Don't Mind Me
Don't Mind Me

Sorry for the stuff from my streaming site being visible jshdjdhs- also Floyd's barely visible in the first one but you can see his bushy eyebrow sticking out behind Fozzie

BUT LOOK AT HOW WALTER'S GOT HIS HAND ON FLOYD'S HEAD AND TEETH'S SHOULDER TO STEADY HIMSELF, AND TEETH'S HAND ON HIS BACK TO KEEP HIM FROM TILTING BACKWARDS !!!!

The band being so kind and caring with stuff like this with younger Muppets always makes me so happy.. sobbing over this lowkey, like they care SO MUCH

3 months ago
What's A Tumblr Influencer? What Am I Influencing? My Mental Illness? 😭

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

3 months ago

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

3 months ago

One piece is a story about healing your inner child but it takes the interesting approach in directly acknowledging that children are…weird, violent, and annoying most of the time.

Luffy is telling his crew mates to allow themselves the opportunity to get the experience that they’ve always wanted growing up while allowing for them to be every bit mean and violent and selfish that normal kids are allowed…in conjunction with normal happy situations.

Like yeah they build pillow forts on the deck and eat as a family BUT kid Zoro would have loved a violent competition of who can beat the most marines…kid Robin would just yearn to stare at a corpse with those big blue eyes…kid Nami would want to rob the place blind…kid Franky would want to build something big and scary…kid Usopp would want to talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk…

So they all get to. This is not a picturesque childhood where every just needs a good cry and a big hug. Most of these kids were weird from the get-go and were not given the proper environment to foster that type of necessary enrichment.

Welcome aboard the ship of dreams where you’re gonna heal your inner child by competing with everyone else in deck to see who can be the biggest bitch (spoken with love).

3 months ago
I Yern For It

I yern for it

3 months ago

How to protect yourself during stampede

3 months ago

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

3 months ago

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

"I'm Just A Girl", "girl Math", "girl Dinner", "divine Feminine Energy", "bimbocore", "clean Girl", "girl's
3 months ago

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

3 months ago

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

Shoutout To Flags That Look Like Landscapes Fr Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders
Shoutout To Flags That Look Like Landscapes Fr Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders

Shoutout To Flags That Look Like Landscapes Fr Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders
Shoutout To Flags That Look Like Landscapes Fr Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders
3 months ago

My 15 year old brother is currently obsessed with uranium glass for some reason so today my day has consisted of walking into antique stores and asking them if they currently have any 1930s glassware anyway we struck gold at this place

My 15 Year Old Brother Is Currently Obsessed With Uranium Glass For Some Reason So Today My Day Has Consisted
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