Latest Posts by thunderingconquistador - Page 8
“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
nevertheless, we ball
Engineer: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Scout: Wow, my dad must really love me!
Spy: *starts violently choking on his cigarette*
I'm not like the other shrimp
Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
americans are getting bodied
~ via mignonettetakespictures ~
the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
fuck it 10 pm post we like to party
no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.
Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
Its a need and a want
crochet aquarium