.....Is Your Joke Still Funny???!?

every now and then i remember that i still have the little doohickey i recorded a bunch of the marble hornets glitch sound effects with

Ghost: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me Soap, to the 141: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with LT *everyone raises their hand* Ghost: Y/N put your hand down

Now I'm usually not one to rile up brats just for the fun of it (lying), but you know how to make them really angry, and not in a way they'll secretly enjoy (lying again)?

If you managed to get them restrained - with your hands, ropes or similar - and they're struggling to get out, ask them one of the following: "So you're not even gonna try and get out?", or, even funnier, "Accepted defeat that easily? Comes naturally to you, mh?", or, arguably the funniest, "Are you planning on starting to fight back soon? This ain't fun."

Do it with a grin for some extra difficulty afterwards. I promise, it's so worth it (they'll hate it).

He deserved a better design, a much better execution, a̷͇̔ ̵̹̆b̴̟͊ȩ̵̐t̵͋͜ṭ̸͝ẻ̴͖ȓ̸̟ ̵̻͒s̵̨̉ǒ̵͈n̶̲͗

I like those little glimpses of Danny's dialect in his tome, especially how he talks about his dad, "Bless his soul"

"You attract what you fear" ahhhh a tattooed stone butch that's a hot nerd, will treat me like a princess and wants a girlfriend always at her service who will listen to her for hours, how scary!!

U have to b really sweet to urself or your heart will rot out of ur chest forever

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT PICTURE OF THAT BUTCH AND FEMME AND THE BUTCH IS IN FIREFIGHTER PANTS WITH NO TOP ON AND THE FEMME IS IN A SLIP DRESS WITH LIKE HER TOE ON THE EDGE OF THE BUTCH'S PANTS GIVING HER A TEASING LOOK AND HAS CURLERS IN HER HAIR???

GHOST BY JIANGBAOAOWU