Got Bored So Here's The Simon Riley

Now I'm usually not one to rile up brats just for the fun of it (lying), but you know how to make them really angry, and not in a way they'll secretly enjoy (lying again)?

If you managed to get them restrained - with your hands, ropes or similar - and they're struggling to get out, ask them one of the following: "So you're not even gonna try and get out?", or, even funnier, "Accepted defeat that easily? Comes naturally to you, mh?", or, arguably the funniest, "Are you planning on starting to fight back soon? This ain't fun."

Do it with a grin for some extra difficulty afterwards. I promise, it's so worth it (they'll hate it).

He deserved a better design, a much better execution, a̷͇̔ ̵̹̆b̴̟͊ȩ̵̐t̵͋͜ṭ̸͝ẻ̴͖ȓ̸̟ ̵̻͒s̵̨̉ǒ̵͈n̶̲͗

I like those little glimpses of Danny's dialect in his tome, especially how he talks about his dad, "Bless his soul"

Idk if thats a bpd or a me thing

I think it’s cute when people say ‘my butch’ or ‘my femme’ like that’s their pet

maybe i was crazy , or maybe i was just a girl interrupted

Late night walks hit different when u feel empty and suicidal

living with kidnapper!ghost is hard because he doesn't take the knives out of the kitchen because he knows he can disarm you and he has dozens of times before (which, in of itself, is insulting). but he finds it sexy when you choose to threaten him with a skillet instead. he shouldn't have underestimated you either. because the skillet was hot when he tried to grab it, which resulted in you actually getting a couple of hits in. so now you're banned from the kitchen but you get brownie points because he's genuinely impressed that you actually got the jump on him this time.

he ate you out until you were screaming bloody murder for him to let your sore cunt rest.

Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car