Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room
you should be adoring me while i'm all comfy in your lap rn but🤷‍♀️
a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car
the “i wanna go home” never leaves my head even when i’m physically sitting in my bed
Google show me butch4butch homoerotic playful wrestling
Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.
“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
All Seeing Axolotl
Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.
Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...