He's About To Rain Down A Million Smooches

Jk… unless…?? 😳😳😳

my favourite john price fics always have a reader that's a little like a feral cat. untrusting, biting, scratching at anyone that tries to help. but he's always just holding them by the scruff of their neck at arms length until the useless clawing ceases and he can curl them into his chest.

This TikTok made my day.

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

oh i never know how to explain this properly but i looooooooooooooooove when a story just absolutely TELLS you something and it’s so obvious it goes right by you. like the equivalent of hiding in plain sight. i’m thinking in the original cut(?) of alien where they showed the full xenomorph, crouched and ready to pounce, but because we’ve never seen it before, we can’t tell what it is and interpret it as part of the spaceship. or it’s a detail that seems so out of place or wildly insane that you automatically ignore it and assume you misinterpreted until that exact detail comes back in a big way? (like when noah the raven boy flat out tells everyone he’s a ghost and they take it as a joke, so the reader does too) is there a tvtropes name for this i’m obsessed with it

Last butch arms post did well so have another🤠

[he/she - masc+fem endearments ok!] [cishets DNI]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

if i ever act like this again shoot me in the face

Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.