HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE PRICE THE ONLY WOMAN EVER.
This Too, Is Yuri
did not know there was such animosity towards london life. what did she ever do to you
You sit in your chair, arms crossed and scowling, glaring over the lip of the table at the affini sitting across from you. She was resting her chin on a closed fist, watching you intently as you sulked.
Finally, you couldn't contain it any longer. You weren't going to let her walk all over you like that, starsdamnit! "I'm not a seed, Oleria. I appreciate everything you've done to help me, but me needing a Wardship after being rescued from that clanker of a ship doesn't mean-"
"Open." You respond automatically to the word, letting her insert a bite of dinner into your mouth, waiting to continue speaking until after she taps your chin; the signal to let you close and chew.
"Mmm…I…yeah. Um, what was I…? Oh, right- I'm not a seed. Like…yes, maybe I enjoy cuddling and so on, but so does everyone I talk to-"
"All those floret friends you have, you mean? Chloe and Jess and Alice and all them?" She stroked downward on your cheek this time, but your mouth fell open all the same. You knew what it meant by now.
"Mmmmm….fuck, that's tasty. And yeah, they all like cuddling and stuff too! So its fine."
"Sweetie, we talked about this. Mommy doesn't like it when you use language like that in front of her."
"I…s-sorry, Oleria." Your cheeks burn in embarrassment, which is a bit strange. Why would you be embarrassed? She's just helping you out a little, giving you a reminder so you're a model sophont. "But anyway, I do plenty of things that independents do, okay? I play with my friends every single day-"
"When I remind you."
"-And a go to bed at a reasonable hour-"
"Because I gave you a bedtime."
"And I've tried plenty of xenodrugs, something most feralists would never do!" You lean forward, smugly confident.
"…Well on that, I do suppose you have a point. Speaking of which…" She held up her hand out, an injector vine hovering nearby it. Your eyes lock onto the dripping needletip waiting within the gorgeous blooming flower, all thoughts slipping out of your mind as your head finds its way to her palm. Nestling and nuzzling against it as the prick in your neck steals away any traces of resistance for the rest of the evening.
"Theeeere we go. Don't you worry, silly. Mommy knows exactly what you are~"
"Okayyy Mommyyyy…" You giggle. "Yaaaaay."
I saw this and immediately thought of the character Spryte from the 1989 Legend Of Zelda cartoon. She's always macking on Link, watching him bathe, pushing him to stop pining over Zelda and start dating her instead ("But Spryte, you're only 3 inches tall!" "So? You don't like short girls?") and overall just relentlessly bratty and constantly horny. It's even a plot point in one episode- Link gets hit with an invisibility spell in which only someone who loves him is able to see him, and Spryte can't because she's only after him for his body.
According to the show's writer, Bob Forward, he added her into the series because fairies were a huge kink for him and he had a sexual awakening seeing Tinkerbell in Peter Pan when he was younger. Bob Forward later went on to invent and patent electric underwear that repeatedly shocks your balls.
(In case anyone thinks I'm joking, I'm not, I promise all of this is true)
I was rummaging through my shelves and found this! This is a rare rubik’s cube that I believe was sold or given out to promote Unwound Future on the DS.
It’s notoriously harder than a regular rubik’s cube because you have to make sure the picture is facing the right way instead of just matching colors.
I was lucky to get this from a mega fan of the Professor Layton series who was selling her collection at the time. Wish I would have bought more from her back then because Layton merch is super rare to find nowadays, but I’m really happy to have this on my shelf.
Here’s a picture of each side of the cube!
I’d love to get back into collecting Layton merch again someday!
Would ya'll think less of me if I told you I unironically enjoyed watching Foodfight-
I mean- I watched Jontron and Microwave Society watch it and freak out over how bad it was. And since its on YouTube for free I figured why not give it a go? And yeah they were mostly right- the movie has a lot of issues besides just the terrible animation quality XD
But I wanna give credit where credit is due. Some of the stupid jokes made me laugh, some of the character dynamics were nice too. A few of em had fun personalities and they were fun to draw in my style. Sooo I give the movie a number out of 10, I'll probably watch it again XD
AVGN reviews Life Is Strange
In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.
Chapter 9 : Awakening
Chapter 8
Chapter 10 Coming soon
This comics is turning into a dialogue between all the differents parts of my brain, isn't it ?
Drawing all the messy hairstyle of the gang for the past two chapter is in the same time, very funny and also exhausting...
I hope you enjoyed this chapter ! I'm a bit nervous about this one... Keep in mind this is MY vision of the characters, it's ok if we disagree, this is just a simple AU where I'm having fun with my favorite game and their protagonists !
Well, see you next week everyone, take care <3
Big shout out to @lutiaslayton as usual 💜