Latest Posts by timetravelsuckz - Page 5

She's not much of a threat anymore. I see no point in trying to capture her. She's paid the consequences of her own actions. She's more menace than terrorist with her pranks on Piltover. The Firelights are more focused on fixing Zaun and providing a safe community for the people than dealing with Jinx.

Don't let her know, but she's officially considered a small fry now.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

No, but as head of the faction I have the authority to make you one.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

@bi4caitvi would you like to join the firelights?

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

*The indignant grumble of a short man child.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

Feel free to bring your ankle biter, think of it as a test run for some new paint I'm developing.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Everything is not fine, I would actually cry. Do you understand the nature of felines?!

I would be eaten alive if they had the option.

@vile-villainess

Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?

Usually I would say no, but if you agree to glow in the dark paint I wouldn't mind helping.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

The look on my face says everything.

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

I swear to Janna, if I find this thing hovering over me in my sleep I will figure out how to catapult it.

@vile-villainess

Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?

And you have the money to spare.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

OOC!

Does anyone else go feral when someone looks you in the eyes and smiles? Or is it just me?

You got it. 💀💀

Haha, look what I got my hands on.

Come get your shit boy genius! @timetravelsuckz

@bruisedandbeloved @vile-villainess

I told you she's a female (lesbian) Hitler.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Who put this shit in my drawer?

And what the fuck is a 'bisexual'???

Isha would probably win, but atleast I actually have the ability to admit when I'm defeated.

Vi❤️

Maybe they'll live if they decide to stop mouthing off.

Haha, look what I got my hands on.

Come get your shit boy genius! @timetravelsuckz

What are little people like me good for if not ratting people out?

Vi❤️

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

Imagine that.

Vi❤️

Sounds like I'm going to steal and sell all your fancy shower heads.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Yeah no, take it back.

@vile-villainess

Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?

The one thing we can agree on.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Well unlike you privileged princesses we don't have working showers, closest thing down here is the dingy river you throw all your slop in.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

You're one to talk Violet.

Vi❤️

Are you hearing yourself? Only 45? In Zaum we take a bucket of cold water, splash it over us and call it a day.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

@ranofzaun I'm going to gut you alive and then skin you like a fucking fish.

Haha, look what I got my hands on.

Come get your shit boy genius! @timetravelsuckz

I think I'd suffocate from all the steam, hot water my ass.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

I think that it's going to murder me in my sleep.

@vile-villainess

Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?

@bruisedandbeloved Ew.

Vi❤️