Lmao 😆

“An account of the Doctor’s boyhood claims that he and the Master grew up together, and played near the river Lethe. A bully, Torvic, menaced the Master, but the Doctor fought back and thereby caused Torvic’s death. Death later visited the Doctor in a dream, and sought to take him as her Champion, but the Doctor told her to take the Master instead. This gave rise to the Master becoming Death’s Champion, and would motivate the Doctor and the Master to leave Gallifrey. This account is told as a fable, and so may not be true.”

— Lance Parkin & Lars Pearson, AHistory: An Unauthorized History of the Doctor Who Universe (3rd edition), p.706

The Master in Power of the Doctor:

The Timeless Children // The Power of the Doctor 

  # how to flirt : the masterpiece

Other time lord be like

Doctor: Bullshits their way past obstacles and guards

Master: Comes up with some convoluted plot that lets them escape by the skin of their teeth. Or ends in their temporary death.

Rani: Kicks someone in the junk. Releases mutated dinosaurs on the poor sods.

Romana: Sighs heavily as she gets shit done.

Braxiatel: Gets someone else to do it

Narvin: Bitchs the whole time.

Torvic: Is dead

Music Class Misunderstanding

TAIKA WAITITI (aka “the first person of Maori descent to win an Oscar” and “the first ever indigenous person to be nominated in the category”) wins Best Adapted Screenplay for JOJO RABBIT at the 92nd Academy Awards

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        I am not a good man! I am not a bad man. I am not a hero. and I’m definitely not a president. and no, I’m not an officer. do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver. just passing through, helping out, learning. I don’t need an army. I never have, because I’ve got them. always them. because love, it’s not an emotion.

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                                         love is a promise.

The next doctor who target novel should be the power of the doctor as told from the masters perspective. I want Chris chibnall to explain to me in excruciatingly detailed prose the precise moment the masters spotify playlist shuffled to Boney M and he sat up in a cold sweat thinking "Now THIS is a fucking good plan"