Yes I Made One Of These, No I Don’t Regret It

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “the time war” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever I don’t feel anything

me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw some daleks out in the forest

my buddy Philiploritreludar pacing: the high council of gallifrey is lying to us

Classic Doctor Who + text posts round 3

I love good endings 👁️👄👁️

ASTROBLEME - Collab - Page 4

astrobleme [ as-truh-bleem ] - an erosional scar on the earth's surface, produced by the impact of a cosmic body, such as a meteorite.

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A collab between @vavoom-sorted-art and I, Next page coming out over on her Blog on Sunday!

Check #astroblemecomic for updates!

Part 5 Cominc Soon!

HOLY JESUS CHRIST 😱 *die*

SO I’VE DECIDED TO KILL YOU

PREPARE TO BE BURNT OUT BY THE SUN

SO HOW D’YOU FEEL?

“An account of the Doctor’s boyhood claims that he and the Master grew up together, and played near the river Lethe. A bully, Torvic, menaced the Master, but the Doctor fought back and thereby caused Torvic’s death. Death later visited the Doctor in a dream, and sought to take him as her Champion, but the Doctor told her to take the Master instead. This gave rise to the Master becoming Death’s Champion, and would motivate the Doctor and the Master to leave Gallifrey. This account is told as a fable, and so may not be true.”

— Lance Parkin & Lars Pearson, AHistory: An Unauthorized History of the Doctor Who Universe (3rd edition), p.706

"Tell him the bitch is back."

The Doctor only experiences gender against their will. The Master is simultaneously a girlboss and a manwhore. Hope this helps

I remember when I lost my mind.

REVERSE CROWLEY IS HERE

his demon spouse still in makin

Some elaboration:

So, for sure in this au, angels also have an animal equivalent. They either choose it or are gifted by God, not sure here Kelevs ( i literally called him a “dog” in a different language, help-) animal form is originally a huge white wolf, but as humanity progressed and people domesticated them, he altered his form to that of a dog to not scare them off. Be closer to them. He adores earthly creations, protects them like a loyal dog and feels "leashed" by heaven. but also Crowley, the biggest simp. what is the simpiest animal? dog- In Heaven he is rather "respected" (ADORED by cherubs and other low ranking angels, they treat him like an idol sort of) for his demon-slaying (he does ✨slay✨ too, tho) Mostly recognized in hell by all demons as " that bloody, bastard, mongrel of Her's" Kelev was really dead set on whipping off as many demons as he could. He was ruthless in the Great Heavens War. Than he grew more and more conflicted, about the whole angel demon thing. Confused even, by a c e r t a i n demon. And God’s actions, that he had more and more trouble blindly agreeing with (smth like our Aziraphale). As he wanted be loyal to Her and Her creations.

That’s it for now ✨ but there will be more ✨ ✨ (I feel like, for the lil Fiat i have to do whole another post bUahah)