Leia Organa Truly Has One Of The Best Bait-and-switch Character Introductions Of All Time Because When

Top songs?

If I told you I had to kill you… mother was my number one artist but bleachers got the most played songs (swiftie tumblr please don’t kill me)

#this is your psa to listen to bleachers right now #also sorry it took me so long to answer your kmks, I am making a movie in college this week :)

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

yes. i told you this. i sold my emotions to satan in 2005 for these awesome powers (anxiety)

crazy how i make my return to tumblr right when lorde is dropping new music again… i’m not saying anything but has anyone ever seen me and lorde in the same room together at the same time?

i think it’s called our #swiftiesense :)

I love that as a collective swifties have a sense when something is afoot.

why would you put this at the top of my feed when i’ve already had a hella emotional day PLEASE don’t make me cry

"I'm the no. 1 Swiftie. You already know, I'm right there. [Her mom and I], we're neck and neck. We're right there, we're tied at the top."

— Travis Kelce to Stephen A. Smith on whether they can call him a Swiftie (x)

social media is a talent contest, and by god am I last place. y’know actually I ’m not even last.

i’m in the bathroom crying into my dress while listening to radiohead’s “creep” on loop

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

reblogging with mama

TRENDING WITH MAMA!!!

Kiss, marry, kill: this is why we can’t have nice things, haunted, and so it goes….

Eeeee uuuuh none of these are my favourites forgive me

i will just give them all a warm hug and forehead smooch instead :)

No hetero explanation for this shot whatsoever