the versatility of xie lian as a character is peak
he's a sweetie. he's the picture of masculinity. he's a total cunt. he's a hardened soldier. he's graceful, ethereal. his fanon animal representation is a ferret. he could lift you and your mother with three fingers and not break a sweat. he would eat a bun off the floor. he knows he's better than you. he's a monsterfucker. someone could give him a knife stabby style and his husband would be more concerned about it than him. he does not want a free pile of gold bars. he will call you ugly and then get embarrassed about it. he's the kindest person you know. he's a feminist. the only reason the strongest ghost king in the canon world doesn't get bent over nightly is because he likes being a pie so much. he's got mad autism. he told his friend every one of his character flaws to his face in one breath. he has the world's shittiest luck. he will announce that he has erectile dysfunction to a crowd with no remorse or hesitation. he does not want to be emperor. he's an insufferable wife guy. he's gay. he's traumatized. his daughter is in a pickle pot. he'd slam your face into concrete and teehee over your twitching body. he helps old ladies cross the road. he's sarcastic. he's so nice. i love him
Still honoring my divine mission of making them as small and stupid as the universe will allow :3
Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)
He sillied a little too close to the sun (Xie Lian)
Medusa Lian and blind Hua Cheng!! This drawing is kinda old but I'm very proud of it!!
I was thinking this AU as some kind of canon divergence in which JW "walk in" when XL is still recovering after being stabbed ×1000 and changes him into Medusa as a way to "keep people away from XL so that they'll never hurt him again" and so XL just has to live completely alone in random forests to avoid changing people into statues kzkdkd
I was also thinking of the snakes being this universe's Ruoye (= an extension of XL that still has its own will) but not sure about that one lmao
Feel free to use any of my ideas, but don't forget to send me a link to the fanfic! I want to read it too!
(Calamity Ruoye??!)
At some point before Xie Lian's third ascension, Tonglu Mountain opens up again. As usual, Xie Lian is unlucky and, fleeing from a crowd of angry ghosts, he finds himself on the Mountain's territory. Not knowing where he is and having no way out, the only thing left for Xie Lian to do is fight. So, for several years, he fights and explores the territory of Tonglu, at some point probably finding the caves with his statues.
Eventually, he breaks out of the Kiln and if he were a ghost, he would become the Supreme. However, only Ruoye is the ghost among them, but Xie Lian gave the orders and thus they share their newfound powers.
Ruoye can now take the form of any weapon Xie Lian needs, and its shields are impenetrable. Perhaps it can now take the form of a white-haired child, still mute, who looks exactly like Xie Lian. Xie Lian's clothes are now black with ash and demonic blood, and golden with his own divine blood. The power given by Tonglu Mountain has broken one of the Cursed Shackles (only one, because the power was divided between Xie Lian and Ruoye). Later, Xie Lian noticed that he can grant death with a single touch if he wishes, because when the mountain was opened, he was in his right mind and tried to make all his killings quick and merciful.
And now he walks through cities and villages, granting quick and painless relief from suffering to those who ask for it, and people begin to pray to him as the god of merciful death.
Ultimate couple goal : matching shirts
Illustrations for vol.1 of the russian edition by anteikovich
Pictures by hourlyfengqing on twitter and 28oi's official site
Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out
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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!
XL: I am a woman
SQX: ...
XL: ...
SQX: Even better!
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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned
XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?
PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know
XL: ????
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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!
The whole court room: gasps
FX: ????
MQ: ...
XL: ...no
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HX: Her Highness said-
SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?
HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*
HX: unfortunately
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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness
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