Tinybassoon - YourDailyParasite

some of y’all need to learn more compassion for adults who are severely mentally ill or disabled… like schizophrenics who still depend on their family members and probably always will have to, autistic people who live in group homes, people with bipolar disorder who attend partial inpatient programs, etc…. people who couldn’t get college degrees, who can’t work. not everyone is like you.

i'm going to make a life i love even if it's not the one i expected or thought i wanted. and i am going to let myself be proud and grateful of what i do have. i am allowed to be proud of it without other people realizing the gravity of what i have accomplished in scale to my life and abilities. i do not need permission.

I got bored a while back and drew some crack Drawing with a tablet feels weird since I dont have palm rejection rip

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MODS, BREED HIM!

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got any cursed facts about falcons?? 🥺👉👈

compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.

so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target) 

and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!

so basically,

FALCON

PUNCH

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

This was a pain in the ass to draw but i love these two too much to not draw them

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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What is this?

Who has left me a bag of Wendy's?

Dave's double? I didn't know Oshry had a restaurant.

I guess I'll give it a try.

*Horrible "slurping" sounds that can only be compared to "how to grapefruit your man"*

My God! It's the most wonderful thing I've-

*"slurping" continues*

AGH. BURGER.

*NOM NOM* AH.

A divine comedy.

*even more "slurping"*

The joke: that I spent all this time without this.

*getting freaky with the burger*

*Laughing* You're pregnant now.

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This is my favorite of the bunch so far