No Lie

robot who wants to feel around human guts and do surgeries the same way humans fantasize about pulling on wires or whatever

a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

Apparently Ihnmaims is getting popular on tt but the mischaracterization of a lot of them is so funny to me because they're all just making AM the exact same personality as Durandal from Marathon when this OTHER rogue Ai is literally what they're looking for 😭😭

I mean look at this face man

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When you wanna do commissions but know no one will buy your trashy art lol

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Sumn dumb lol

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

gnarp gnarp stamps 👽