By Far The Funniest Transition Timelines Are The Ones From Trans Men Where The "before" Picture Is Some

got any cursed facts about falcons?? 🥺👉👈

compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.

so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target) 

and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!

so basically,

FALCON

PUNCH

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

Have some old (bottom) and recent (top) doodles

real life footage of tiny

DURANDAL - MARATHON SERIES

reasoning: I could type an essay here, but instead I'll just say this. At some point he calls the male protaginist a good boy and promises to give him a "treat" once he's done with the mission