I Don’t Have Tiktok So I Had To Find This Like A Mole Digging For Worms And Nothing Could Have Prepared

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Gabriel: I think I'm going to go online today.

Hm... Wait, what? No... How can this be?

Machine- I...

How did they get all of these photos of us having sex?!

V1: I don't know, but save them, they're hot.

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OH MEIN GOTT. DIS WEBSITE IS FULL OF GABRIELSENDICKSEN!

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wtf is rain world about all of your posts sound like “omg Stapled Macaroni Resting Upon A Rat is so cute :3” and show fanart of either a guy being held by one of those mechanical cranes or a girl on life support next to a rodent

Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

[8 seconds from a ytp my friend @normalname69 made]

nurse joy: "Have you seen that posteR?"

ash: "HUauuaUH?"

nurse joy: *one single angelic note*

real life footage of tiny