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“Metal up your ass!”

Metallica  {Sentence Starters}

“Oh, poor twisted me.”

“Shoot me. Take a shot.”

“It’s nice to see you here.”

“I wish that I could kill you.”

“Say your prayers, little one.”

“It don’t feel good until it hurts.”

“Was he the one causing pain?”

“Never opened myself this way.”

“You’re heartless and I love that.”

“Oh, you think you’re so special!”

“We don’t need to feel the sorrow.”

“I can’t believe the things you say.”

“This is the pain that never leaves.”

“You will do what I say, when I say…”

“We are gonna kick some ass tonight!”

“I’m judging the world from my throne.”

“Look, it’s me… the one who can’t be free.”

“Been here before… couldn’t say I liked it.”

“There is a job to be done and I’m the one.”

“How can I be lost if I’ve got nowhere to go?”

“You come and go like the goddess you are.”

“Yeah, c'mon… c'mon, now. Take the chance.”

“Now, you’re bare and cold… the sea was warm.”

“I’m judge, and I’m jury, and I’m executioner, too…”

“You rise, you fall. You’re down then you rise, again.”

“I never asked forgiveness, but what is said is done.”

“And how can I blame you… when it’s me I can’t forgive?”

Let’s see how many of us there are!

SLAYER X GEORGE MICHAEL

People suck cock.

Whoever the fuck thought this was appropriate to write, let alone publish, fuck you. I’m sorry to be so negative but I have honestly had enough of the media bashing Rami for everything he does. ‘Lousy Freddie Mercury impression’ are you joking? Rami’s performance didn’t win all these awards for you to stomp on his name because he isn’t your god damn white boy of the month. The media is all pissy because Bradley Cooper didn’t win any awards because of his performance. Well let me tell you something, Bradley Cooper could have been replaced by anyone in that movie but no one could play Freddie like Rami did. I am sickened by the blatant racism from all the people calling Rami ‘the waiter’ or 'homeless man’ when he is standing next to other celebrities. This is disgusting and I refuse to stand by and let him be attacked like this. Reblog if you support Rami

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Leave them.  They’re scum.

Reblog if you like Iron Maiden.

I’m trying to prove a point to my stupid friends who say ‘That guys voice is so annoying and their all ugly, no one listens to that shit, Suicide Silence is better’

Fact #11

The official set list for the bastards tour has been leaked!!

Welcome To The Black Parade (screamo cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (opera cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (with 5 Seconds Of Summer)

Welcome To The Black Parade (dubstep remix)

Welcome To The Black Parade (but its Sebastian playing it on violin)

Welcome To The Black Parade (interpretive dance version)

Welcome To The Black Parade (Bass cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (6 hour version)

Old Town Road Remix ft. Pete Wentz, Michael Clifford, Felony Steve (Awsten Knight), Michelle Obama, Thanos, Brendon Urie on helium, Sans from Undertale, Sabastian Stan, and Spiderman from the 6th reboot

Welcome To The Black Parade but its not Welcome To The Black Parade instead Remington just sits on stage eating a whole jar of Nutella

Welcome To The Black Parade ft. Lil Nas X

AND THE BIG FINALLE:

Welcome To The Black Parade