Wow Pops Youre Right I Hope One Day I Have A Marriage As Mutually Fulfilling And Respectful As Yours

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

I want heelys so I can skrrrt past slow ass walkers and be like “Move bitch, I ain’t slowin’ down, so if I get hurt because of yo slow ass, I will bash your brains in with these heelys!”

‘Pulled away to makeup’ THIS MEANS THAT THEY ARE DONE REHARSING AND THEY ARE FILMING MAY-DAY MAY DAY M A Y D A Y *breaths heavily*

I wonder how many people know about this guy.

I collected exactly 42 clumps of weeds to make this joke

Oh my god, the cat’s getting choked!!!

But for real, though, that is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day!!!

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