Tippy-toe-420 - Sksksksksksk

Do the same thing I do with my worms, name them after things that exist.

I.e. Herpes, Troubled Youth, Guitar Pick, Orange Crush, Frost Bite, Sensodyne Pro Health W/ 3D Crest, Crack Pipe, etc.

Real names are restrictive and pointless.

Think outside the box.

Be creative!

Worm says, “Gay Rights!”

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

Mick: ‘Have kids’ they said, ‘It’ll be fun’ they said.

Tommy *from the kitchen*: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Vince: IT’S TOO FUCKING BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!!

Nikki *screaming in exasperation*: It’s called a fire extinguisher! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

*Glass shatters. Tommy screams.*

Mick: Don’t have kids. Don’t.

I wish someone looked at me the way Tom Araya looks at James Hetfield

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

The Invisible Man, 1932, Salvador Dali

Medium: oil,canvas

if y’all like Connor Murphy, reblog this

i’m writing a fic about him right now

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

Why wouldn’t I reblog this? I’m Bi, lol

reblog if your blog is actually safe for bi people.

reblog if you believe bi people deserve to have a space and voice.

reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that bi people go through.

reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.

reblog if you believe bi rights and representation aren’t just “catering to straight people.”

reblog if you see us.

reblog if you know we are safe on your blog.

If they call you ugly, just shrug and tell them “Well, you were the ones that made me, so the fault lays upon you, not me.”

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents