Tippy-toe-420 - Sksksksksksk

Ahh!!!

An original-ish post.

Does Slash’s shirt say, “Yeet”?

Brian May's post on Instagram actually killed me. All hail Slash

#appendicitis

reblog and put in the tags the worst pain you’ve ever experienced

😲😂😂

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CGI Nostalgic Vaporwave | ‘80s & ‘90s

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

Taking the string off of your worm means that something bad will ensue.

Generosity makes you a happier person.

When is society gonna release new superstitions

like let's start some new superstitions

"if your buffalo wings have a broken bone in them, somebody has lied to you"

"if siri stops recognizing your voice, someone has cursed you"

"if your uber gets lost on the way to you, bad luck will befall you that week"

"a speaker that keeps disconnecting from bluetooth, a spirit is nearby"

keep it going

Do the same thing I do with my worms, name them after things that exist.

I.e. Herpes, Troubled Youth, Guitar Pick, Orange Crush, Frost Bite, Sensodyne Pro Health W/ 3D Crest, Crack Pipe, etc.

Real names are restrictive and pointless.

Think outside the box.

Be creative!

Worm says, “Gay Rights!”

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

did anyone elses tumblr flop just now?